{"product_id":"mens-elastic-beach-shorts-aop","title":"Men's Beach Shorts — 'Fuck Speedos' All-Over Print","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Waist width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.14 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Hip width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            21.06 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        These relaxed beach shorts were made for people who'd rather laugh at stiff suit standards than squeeze into them. Lightweight and breathable, they move with you — from sandbar dips to late-afternoon boardwalk drinks. The elastic waistband and internal drawstring keep the fit confident without fuss. A soft inner mesh brief adds breathable coverage, while roomy side pockets hold your keys, phone, or a folded napkin for sudden snack cravings. The bold, irreverent slogan is the kind of honest, cheeky statement that starts conversations and earns nods from fellow ocean-lovers. Wear them when you want comfort, a little edge, and the kind of ease that turns a day at the shore into a story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 95% polyester\/5% spandex fabric for quick-dry comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Elastic waistband with internal white drawstring for adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Breathable inner mesh brief for added coverage\u003cbr\u003e- Two roomy side-entry pockets for essentials\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with low-weight fabric (136 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\nProduct information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\nCare instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"L \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":50817685520617,"sku":"12993724060429310569","price":38.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/1700\/9641\/files\/20260411131101-1f135a7e-3279-6b5c-b7f3-1e9538094b4b.png?v=1775913224","url":"https:\/\/nycbaddest.com\/products\/mens-elastic-beach-shorts-aop","provider":"NEW YORK CITY’s BADDEST HAMC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}